don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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