The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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