i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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