Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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