I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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