No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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