She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
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