I'm jealous of your bromance
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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