just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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