so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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