he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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