it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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