i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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