I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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