check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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