The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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