I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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