we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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