did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I could fuck to npr.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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