I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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