Non-Jews are for practice
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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