god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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