I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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