Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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