barbara walters just said penis...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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