Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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