it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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