I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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