is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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