talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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