even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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