would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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