we have officially lost it.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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