the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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