nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize
