I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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