I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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