the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Boobs speak an international language.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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