one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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