Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
well most of my day revolves around power hour
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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