How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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