How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
How does it feel to date your dad?
Dick very happy bro
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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