Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I have grass duct taped all over my body
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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