Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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