The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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