Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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