Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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