Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize