Where is the hickey?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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