it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
