i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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