That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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