HIV tests are more positive than that guy
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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