lets start a swedish sibling band together
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Found your dick twin last night
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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