This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
